Busted Couch

Of our amazing puppies peed on this couch.  We don’t have a truck to take it to the dump (and I’m too cheap to anyway) so I decided to dismantle it and stuff it in the trash can.

According to the secret message underneath the padding Bruce used to own this couch.

I broke its shit!

We no longer have a white trash front porch.

I Love the Internet

Does anybody else love the Internet? I mean really love it, I love it like I love my wife (a similar feeling but of course at a fraction of the love). I’m so insanely proud of mankind for creating this seemingly magical, non-localized device that almost grants wishes. Now I don’t believe in god, but those who do, think of him as the culmination of goodness in the universe, for me it’s the Internet. It’s mankind doing what it does best, rocking the shit out of information.

I’m just so pleased that I can always enjoy blogs that disrespect cats, videos of EVERYTHING, connectivity to people I would otherwise never hear from again, nor care about.

Sometimes I fantasize about going back in time and finding some pioneers to brag to about this magical thing we have that will grant you as many answers as you have questions. People need to be more excited. We have something better then magic. Since praying thanks to the Internet is rather foolish, everyone should do their gratitude by just being excited.

Any kind of porn you can think of is online. Every cute animal that ever existed, is online. Every video that has ever graced our TVs is either online or is currently being added online.

Metallica and Google

I picked up the Guitar Hero Metallica game yesterday, totally can’t wait to dive into it.

 

 

In other news, Google Images just got really cool. Check out the new features they added.

I love me some Google Images.

Gummi Bears

Ashley sent me this interesting article which included Gallup Polls illustrating the decline of Christianity and the rise of Atheism.

This Easter I got a new drivers hat, slippers, gummi bears, and a Jungle Book singing toothbrush.

I ran out of gummi bears already 😦

Check out Rambo playing with his new toy:

100th Entry!

Not only do we get to celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus on this Easter Sunday, we also get to celebrate the 100th blog entry!

I stopped taking Effexor.  So far it’s going terribly, I’m incredibly dizzy, nauseous, and unfriendly, which has left me unpopular with the misses.

 

Yesterday, my mom took us too a cat show.

We overheard, “If she doesn’t work out for the judging today, she’ll be for sale.”

But today, it’s Easter, we get candy!!!!

Bath Tub Debacle

For the past week Ashley and I have been working on remodeling our bathroom.  We installed wains-coating, new moulding, and a fancy-pants sink.

 

After many attempts on random objects in the basement, Ashley perfected the art of the stencil to spruce up our cheap-ass cabinets.

 

Last night I began to refinish the bath tub.

 

It’s basically just paint-on glaze.  Give it 2 coats and presto!

 

The paint is so think that the can did not last for two coats.  I hurried out to Home Depot to get more only to find that they are currently out.

 

If you can’t apply the second coat within 4 hours of the first, you have to wait 72 hours before you can start again.

 

Extremely disappointing.  Now to clean up.

The Smashing Pumpkins is Almost Out of Members Again

 

Following the heroine death of Smashing Pumpkins keyboardist Jonathan Melvoin in the late 90s, drummer Jimmy Chamberlin was also kicked out of the band for heroine use leaving Billy, James, and D’acry.

 

A few years later, the Pumpkin’s bassist D’arcy was kicked out for drugs leaving just Billy and James.

 

James Iha got pouty in 2004 and quit leaving only Billy Corgan.

 

The band then broke up leaving nobody.

 

Billy tried a new band and a solo album, but it wasn’t the same.

 

The Smashing Pumpkins got back together in 2006 with only Billy and Jimmy.

 

A few days ago, Jimmy got pouty and left the band again, leaving Billy all alone.

Too bad, so sad.

Ray Kurzweil’s Movie Trailer

I can’t wait for this movie.  Check out the trailer for the new Ray Kurzwiel joint, Transcendent Man :

Mexican Cloning Chamber

I stumbled across a secret chamber at the Frederick Lowes Men’s bathroom.  Usually I feel low class when acting upon a #2 in such a vile place, but today I stumbled across a secret genetics laboratory, the sign etched on the wall said so: “Mexican Cloning Chamber:.

  

Michael Jackson Week

Last night American Idol finished with Michael Jackson week.  Anyone who knows me knows that I love me some Michael Jackson.  For the past several years I’ve listed him in the hero section (I specify that I want him to pull it together) on my MySpace.  So Michael Jackson week should have been a dream come true, however, as I was reminded from way back when Britney Spears tried to pull of a part in a Jacko song, anyone other then Jacks himself leaves dissapointment.  Brittey Spears is not known for her incredible voice, however check out how Michael Jackson completely dwarfs her.

Most of the performances were disappointing however, the “odd’ contestant Alison Iraheta did a good Jacko:

Alas, Jacko’s version is still untouchable: