Social-Networking Atheism
January 21, 2009
I know what I believe, and I feel very strongly about it. I really believe that when things matter to you, honesty is the best policy. In the past year or two, I’ve morphed into a hardcore Atheist. Having been a guilt-ridden Christian all my life before prior, Atheism is so exciting to me. Imagine, coming to the realization that one of the most important things to you, all your life, was wrong, It’s life-changing. It’s inspired me to question everything, to be skeptical. With the loss of religious faith, I have gained excitement about the world I live in. Learning is a wonderful thing instead of a dangerous thing.
I’m super excited about my new look on life and I want to be open about it. However, my openness has exposed me to my parents. My Mom joined Facebook and thus the cat was let out of the bag. Side note: I’m super proud of my Mom for being hip with the kids on the coolest social-networking site ever. However, I feel so sad for her. I know how Christians see Atheists and it’s not too good. I imagine that she’s very sad about it, and for that I feel terrible.
However honesty is the best policy. I am passionate about my beliefs, and I also love my Mom. If I chose one over the other, then both would be diminished. If I’m honest then I can trust my Mom fully and believe how I want.
Christmas Came Early This Year
December 18, 2008
Ashley and I are terribly impatient. Last night at about 6:00PM, we impulsively decided to have Christmas 8 days early. My goodness did I make out well!
Britney Spears – Circus
I made it though the album on my way in to work this morning. Most of the songs are just OK. I think about 3 or so songs are really good. And there is one really awkward song entitled “My Baby” about…. her baby.
Moon in My Room
The Moon in My Room is awesome, you hang the moon on the wall and you can set it to light up in whatever phase you so choose. It’s for ages 6 and up.
Harmony Universal Remote 550
We have 4 remotes that we constantly lose. Thank goodness for over-the-top personal electronics.
Wide Angle Lens
I can be artistic now!
Wall-E Blu-Ray
I’m sure this is going to be the prettiest Blu-Ray ever
James Randi – Flim Flam
Teach me how to spread hate for all things pseudo scientific.
Skeptics Dictionary
Again, all about spreading the hate.
Socks
For my feet.
Lens Brush
I’ve graduated from cleaning lenses with my t-shirt!
Evolution T-shirt
My good buddy Charles drew this diagram for me when he realized that we are all related.
Book Light
So I can read in the dark.
Push Lights
So I can see in the dark.
Starbursts
It’s just candy.
Santa Pez Dispenser
More candy.
Hannah Montana Brush Tunes
Hannah Montana sings to me for 2 minutes as long as I’m brushing hard.
Monopoly Travel
Monopoly so simplified, you can play it in the car.
Daily Pill Organizer
So I don’t forget to take my anti-depressants. I’m suffering from depression.
Car Air Freshener
It’s for the car.
Advil – Travel Size
It’s for my head.
Spore for Mac
When I get home from work, I am going to lock myself in my office and not come out until I have evolved.
And I’m sure I forgot to list something awesome.
Aquamantra
December 7, 2008
Many Whole Food grocery stores are now selling Aquamantra bottled water. Aquamantra is a magical bottled water. These bottles have been infused with positive phrases like “I am grateful” or “I am healthy”, and through the use of quantum mechanics, the water makes the phrase on the bottle true for you after you drink it.
The site claims the creator isDr. Masaru Emotowho was made famous by the the quantum physics movie What the Bleep Do We Know where he taped emotionally charged words onto glasses of water. He then studied the ice crystals and according to his findings, all the happy words spawned beautiful water crystals, and all the mean words spawned ugly water crystals. Because the human body is made up of 90% water, it also is subject to this kind of “quantum magic.” So for $2 to $3 Dr. Masaru Emoto will sell you magic happy water that will make you lucky, happy, and healthy.
So if you’re an attractive blond girl, you too might be an Aquamantra drinker:
Aquamantra is also “Proven to to change your Aura”. Grammar aside, it has to be true.