
Apple iPhones are going to be sold for $100.00 before the new year at Wal-Mart! Remember when iPhones were $500.00 about a year ago? Also some other poor guy died at Wal-Mart. He stole a bunch of stuff and an employee and some other guy held in face down in the parking lot until he mysteriously died.

Apple pulled a virus warning from thier website because it was “Bad PR.” Apparently there was a page that recommended users use anti-virus software, but that scared Mac users so they took it down. Some big wig just claimed the page was outdated and therefore no longer relevant.


Obama was caught using a Zune! Some news website crashed the other day because word of him using a Zune caused so much traffic that it temporarily went down. According to the report, he usually uses and iPod, but this particular day, he was Zuning.